My next LP is a game that desperately needs a sequel, Freedom Fighters: A Game where you can have up to 12 people following you and order them around to do your dirty work. They might have made a sequel if they didn't squander all their money on those retarded Kane and Lynch games.

Here I am, clad in some stupid overalls, about to throw a molotov on a Soviet Soldier helping move some of Konami's Pachinko Silent Hill machines. Konami was the one who actually let the Reds into New York, BURN THEM ALL!