He's hurting pretty bad. Maybe I should drop an anvil on him, just to be sure.

Improveables:

• Consistency in the fingers.
• THE ANGLES
• I dunno, try something better with the shading?
• Dat background.
• Add some dark grain to the wood.

The goods:

• Finger detailing looks alright (double on teh thumb)
• Shading doesn't look like buttz.
• A nice wood texture that speaks to the soul.
• It actually looks like a thing.