You can call me Morty... Or Mort for short.

I like reptiles, monsters, candlelit dinners, and long walks on the beach.

"Because here’s something else that’s weird but true: in the day-to day trenches of adult life, there is actually no such thing as atheism. There is no such thing as not worshiping. Everybody worships. The only choice we get is what to worship."
—David Foster Wallace

(I do not accept random friend requests.)

I am open for commissions. You can find my ToS and prices here and my queue here. If you like what I do and just want to leave a tip, you can do so on my ko-fi!

As you may be able to gather, but on the bright side, we're all caught up!
I guess another bright side is that I'd like to add that if you're interested, I am open for commissions. You can find my ToS and prices here and my queue here. If you like what I do and just want to leave a tip, you can do so on my ko-fi!

In other news, I guess I'll be trying to keep up here since I have since stopped keeping up 100% with my deviantart due to how much of a lack of activity I was getting there. Thanks again for all the support, folks.