THE MALT BALL BANDIT-BURGLAR!!
"Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!" runs out a convenience store with bags of stolen malt balls spilling from his graspe "These balls of malty splendor shall forthcoming enter the skull vacuum of my face hole, for now they are MINE!! I conquered!!" ~Xycore "Hey! Get back here with those! You twit!! Awwwe, n…