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Irbisgreif

Irbisgreif / Enby / Texas

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Commissions: Open
Trades: Sometimes
Requests: Sometimes
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Conventions

So, first I wanna describe my 'first' con a bit. Thursday I drove up to Dallas, picked up Krest, a fur I know, at the Greyhound station, then drove over and checked into the hotel and got my badge. Went around a bit, saw some sights, got to know the layout of the con. Friday, my pal Chazori arrived…

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I want to be a pilot.

When I was 15, I dreamed of being a pilot; I got sick with Trigeminal Neuralgia and there was no way I could qualify for aviating medically. It's been a dream I could not hope to persue for the last 15 years, and I have always regretted that I could not go into the career I wanted. Recently, that c…

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Closing comissions

Probably gonna stay closed forever. Those currently on my work-list will receive some free short stories, but I'm pretty much done with writing furry stuff, porn or not. Still gonna be around.

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Unprofessional Behavior

I will not name names in this journal, but people who know me know what this is about. Suppose a furry artist - we'll call him Fuckwad for reasons to become clear later - opened up a quick commission thing for pictures of a certain fetish. Now, suppose that I told him that I would take a slot happi…

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Comissions Rules

I'm revising my commissions rules. Instead of requiring an ID, I'm only going to require a legal name. However, no commission may be valued over $80 (8 pages) then. However, if the customer is willing to provide their mailing address, I will allow a commission up to $250. Those few who have (or are…

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I'm not a nice person.

Make no mistakes, I'm not a nice person. I'm not kind. I'm not loving. I'm not any of these things.

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Looks like no job.

Guess I didn't qualify. So much for that. I guess I don't have the skills. Typical of my life. Edit: Apparently I was option 2. Might still get an offer if option 1 picks something else... I doubt the job market is good enough for me to have much hope there~

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Trying for a new job

I'm trying for a new job. Much better pay. Much better hours. No more 'we own anything you create ever'. I'd probably be back to writing and composing if I get it. That said, I'd not talk about that job here at all. I'd be fire-walling my Furry and Human selves.

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Don't know why I even bother

I don't know why I even bother with any of it at all. Whatever. Don't even care right now. If you're happy in life, hope it continues. If you're not, well. Whatever.

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Contacts Trimmed and Blocklists Cleared

Decided to empty my block-lists (that is, unblock everyone) and trim out any contacts. If you've been holding back a rage-y rant for a few months, now's the time to say it and go right back on that list! xD

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Please just tell me what you want.

Please. I don't want fame or riches, I just want to write my poetry and have a few people read it. So just tell me, furry community, what it is I have to do to get just a little bit of support so I can be free of my job and write for you. Should I be writing more furry porn? Should I be more artist…

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Still Have a Patreon

http://www.patreon.com/irbisgreif I still have this. I'm going to be recycling some of my old poems into it (for free, of course), but I'd really, really love to get back into it and get some pledges so I can quit my hated, idea-stealing job (they require, if you didn't know, that any idea or intel…

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Work Issues

So, work has been going well. Yeah, it blocks out my ability to create anything creative, but I've been moved up to a new, fairly awsome position and I get along with the managers. I'm learning stuff, all good. Unfortunately, the past couple of days I've felt like I'm being targeted/set-up (told no…

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End of ALL creative work

Unfortunately, my current employer requires I agree to assign them any and all creations I have. I will be producing no further creative work - music, writings, etc. while I am employed by this company. Sorry.

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Like Music? Check this person out.

Hey! eluti is making an album and wants people to know about it. Musically inclined furs should take notice. https://www.weasyl.com/journal/65923

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The Greatest Speech Ever Given

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not…

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Closing comissions

I've decided to stop taking commissions. I will be finishing out those that are on my work-list, but more people will not be added to it.

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Opening Up!

I've decided to release my poetry on Patreon right away, in the hopes of drawing more attention. I'm giving it all freely right away to you if you want it, I only ask a chance to earn a bit of money with my work. http://www.patreon.com/irbisgreif Every little bit helps!

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Previous Journal rendered Moot

I have removed the previous journal, as the topic is now moot. I thank you all who came out to troll me, it let me find and ignore some transphobic people.

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Incoming Submissions!

http://www.patreon.com/irbisgreif Do you recall this? It's up to $6 a poem now (thank you all patrons, fuck you all non-patrons XD)! Well, soon all you non-patrony people will be able to enjoy my work. Starting Monday, June 2nd, you'll begin getting uploads of my Patreon-funded creations. They come…

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Discounted stories!

I need to get some paid commissions in my queue to rekindle my interest in writing. So I am offering a temporary 30% off on commissions in the month of April. If you join the queue for comissions now, then when I come to you, you'll get a 30% reduction in the cost of the commission! Just reply here…

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Free Stuff

Hey, if you want some free stuff, you are in the right place. Post here and get a free poem.

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Comission Worklist

This queue has been cleared. All on it are being refunded the amount or given cash-value of their freebie (if desired). I am not sure when I will return to offering commissions.

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Look Around You: Irbisgreif Edition

From synhowl What's your real name? James, my friends call me James, my siblings call me foofy, my parents call me James Earl. How tall are you? Texas says 5'9", I say 175cm What's your natural hair color? Brown What's your eye color? Blue What's your orientation? Pansexual, means I do pans. http:/…

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A Probabilistic Discussion of Rape

Let's assume that 50% of rape accusations are lies. This is high, but let's go with it. Let us also assume that there is an 80% chance a rapist will rape again. Let us assume that .01% of people are rapists. There is a .01% chance that someone has raped someone. There is a .008% that someone will r…

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Currencies

Just a note, I will accept just about any currency for buying art. I'm capable enough to find a way to transact in currencies other than USD. If you're British, we'll work in GBP. Europeans can use the Euro. Canadians are fine to talk in CAD. However, I will never, ever, ever, ever, trade in any cu…

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Stuff uploaded

I just uploaded a lot of stuff. Some art from off site, and my stories, as PDFs are finally supported, yayness.

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Funny Thing

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/420furs/ < A. OK. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/methfurs/ < Banned. Why is this hilarious? Meth is a Schedule II Controlled Substance, you can get a prescription for it and it's completely legal. Cannibis is a Schedule I controlled substance, completely illegal. So…

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Wanna learn 3d Art from Berkeley for free?

Wanna learn 3d Art from Berkeley for free? It's one of the newest edX courses, check it out here: www.edX.org CS184.1x CS184.1x teaches the Foundations of Computer Graphics. Students will make images of 3D scenes in real-time, and with offline raytracing. This course runs for 6 weeks and consists o…

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New Icon

I've cropped out a new icon for myself, based on my character instead of a dotcode. Enjoy your bird-grenadier goodness!

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Comission Prices Uploaded

I've uploaded my commission prices here. Some of them go kind of high, but it is only because they are fairly long. Most stuff---4--6 pages---is quite inexpensive, about the same as a picture or two. Someday, the commissions themselves will appear on Weasyl, but that is dependant on a revamp of the…

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Coming over eventually!

I will be moving all of my stuff over to Weasyl once PDFs and other literary files are supported. Please make sure you support writers by supporting out efforts to increase Writer support on Weasyl. :)