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AppleGravy

AppleGravy / 30 / Male / San Diego

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Oh my gosh it's 2015!

Time flies when you have absolutely no concept of time because of afk-ness, lack of job, lack of purpose, lack of direction, and lack of rent checks. I've not been active here for a few reasons, partly a lack of inspiration and witty quips about current events, opinions, etc. I need to have more ch…

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I made a dumb

So, I recognize that it's been aeons since I've posted anything. It's 530 AM and I've been awake since half past whenever, and I started clicking on my buttons to check the things I check. One of them brought me to a weird site with a bunch of pictures to which I thought, "Huh. Why are there furry…

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Moving Time

So, our house is going on the market in 3 days, and as such, we're going through great lengths to make sure that everything is as clean as possible to ease the process of other people spending money to live there. As such, it's been an odd experience having to go through all of my crap and figuring…

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A fun story about Canada!

(Disclaimer. I am lying because I find it amusing. That is all.) Back in the days of ancient Canada, the natives would actually preserve their supply of maple syrup in times of conflict or war. Instead, they would bring back the corpses of those who had fallen in battle and make a show of draining…

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The Words that I Could Never Tell You... (WARNING emotions)

But that I felt you needed to hear. Thursday evening, as I was driving up to Irvine to attend CaliFur, I was excited at the possibility of meeting you for the first time. We’ve known each other online for a couple of years now, and this was going to be an amazing opportunity for me to actually see…

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Stoppit! (nother profanity thing)

For FUCK'S SAKE. STOP USING ME TO DELIVER YOUR MESSAGES. I am sick to death of it and want to punch a wall and scream because I might have broken my fist, that was a steel beam, dammit ow. Do you get my fucking message! I am not a tape recorder, or a VCR, or an answering machine! This has been a PS…

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I'm thinking it's time... (PROFANITY WARNING, OMG!)

I got off of my fat (not really) butt and finally wrote something. Doesn't matter what, or why, or where, just matters that I'm writing. So that's what I'm doing now. I don't care that probably 3 people will ever read this, one of whom being me, I don't care that I might just be recapping cool even…

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All I want

All I want is a relationship. Someone whom I can constantly trust to be there for me, someone to be physical and not have an issue about it, someone to share things with. Sure, I have someone similar to that already, but she's 2000 miles away and not interested in a real relationship with me, which…

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Musings, volume 1

How detached I feel, from the world and all of its complications. How detached I feel, from my friends, from my family, from my loved ones. How detached I feel from myself, a shell drifting through this world with nothing more than my thoughts as company. Loneliness seems to be my only faithful com…

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An intro to something that I will be working on shortly.

This is an introduction to a series of ridiculous things that I will be writing, prefaced as "The Gamer's Guide To Things You Didn't Ask For But Are Nonetheless Quite Almost Interesting!" Because I love you people. It'll be a commentary/analysis about things that I like and or things that need inpu…

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On sports and sports-like activities.

For whatever reason, I've entitled this journal entry as an essay of the 1500s, but shush, it's how I'm doing things. Turns out, I play hockey like a good Canadian ferret. I'm not claiming to be remotely good at it, but I skate my tail off and do my best. And yes, it is fun. I like hockey. It's an…

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Star Wars vs. Star Trek

Had a random conversation today that involved a comparison between Star Wars and Star Trek. I decided to make a joke about Mannequin Skywalker, which lead to the idea of all of Hayden Christensen's parts to be replaced with a mannequin with a wig and a lightsaber. No lines or anything. Other than t…

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So, hello, or something? I guess. And some random bits.

Yeah, that. The hello thing. So far, I'm guessing only two people are going to read this, and even if so, meh. It's more of an idea to get into the habit of telling random things to basically everyone who can be bothered to listen, just like as a talk show host! Yay, I'm obscure and eventually to b…