So an idiot once jokingly asked if I was gay.
My answer? "Only when I look in the mirror, mate!" c: c:

Though, seriously, I would most certainly be gay...
...If I could clone myself.
After all, I can hardly find someone as perfect and as fitting as me.

Ideally I would make that clone female though

But yes imagine this world graced by two Eduards. It would be gloooooooorious!
Twice the exquisiteness,
Twice the flamboyance
Twice the egocentrism

Or why stop there? Clone like one million Eduards.
Imagine!

By the way, as a word of encouragement...
If you ever feel down on yourself, or having others discourage you from doing what you like...
...Remember that the SS were the most hated guys in history, but that never stopped them from proudly doing what they love the most!

So be like the SS, always do what you love doing most without caring about what other plebs say about you! <3 <3 <3