Don't do this unless you're of legal drinking age. I do not endorse underage drinking.
One "Drink" is defined as "One second drinking from a beer or other comparable liquid."

One "Shot" is defined as "One ounce of anything harder than beer."

RULES:
1. Every time the "Two is a letter" meme is brought up, take a drink.
2. Every time the "Potato" meme is brought up, take two drinks.
3. Every time Zaezar laughs at his own jokes, take a shot.
4. Every time five minutes pass without someone saying something, take two drinks.
5. Every time Zaezar sings along to a song, take a drink.
6. Every time "Trigger Warnings" come up, take three drinks.
7. Every time Titanious rejects or reacts negatively to hugs, take four drinks.
8. Every time XiaoMao jumps on someone's head, take two drinks.
9. Every time someone gets a commission, take a shot.
10. Every time Mekattak does something to Zaezar in real life, take two drinks.