Sign In

Close
Forgot your password? No account yet?

Shitstorm Arven 2015 by MabelSyrup

So this morning my mate let our dog Arven out and we always have to do a "poop check" because he's a samoyed dog and has 7" butt hairs, sometimes things... stay around. He fail to do this check and didn't notice our dog had diarrhea this morning... So he leaves for work and I'm still asleep and I wake up and after an hour or two I realize the nightmare that now surrounds me because while I was still sleeping Arven was able to roam all over the house, including jumping on the bed and sleeping with me.

And you know what?
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED!!!

Why!

He's all clean now and his ass smells like flowers. He was a very good dog as I put his back legs in the tub and washed him down for like 10 minutes, it was awkward to say the least. I mean I'm there for him, and I'm not above cleaning my dogs behind when a behind needs cleaning but... when a certain hole needs scrubbing to get off encrusted shit it was all I could do to yell "THIS AIN'T ANY BETTER FOR ME, ARVEN."

Shitstorm Arven 2015

MabelSyrup

Journal Information

Views:
114
Comments:
0
Favorites:
0
Rating:
General

Tags