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The worst dream I've ever had by GuzzleMuzzle

I just woke up from hands down, the most fucked up dream I have ever had before.

The dream was based on the existence of corporal punishment...in a high school. I was told by someone on the way to school that I was, quote, "very close to getting a whoopin' at school", due to something involving the gym teacher I had there. I arrive at school, and then I'm seized and bound to a chair by rope. I was to be humiliated for one entire school day.

It was like a grand ceremony, with the entire school gathered around in a single room to cheer on as I was humiliated. It started out by there being this fat white guy with a dirty mouth sitting next to me constantly issing all over my face non-stop. Then there was a moment where a friend of mine who I used to work with, who went into the military, was there, trying to free me, but no one would let him. My mouth wasn't tapped shut, so I asked them "Why is this even being allowed to happen?" and they said "Because it's Archaic Day". They said it with an attitude like they meant to insult me.

Then there was a black woman who walked p to me, and made a remark about me. I said something back, and she "looked me up" from my shoes to my face, and I said "Thanks for the trim". I didn't know what the slang term was for looking someone up from their feet to their face, and vice versa, but I called it a "trim". Then the woman got vehement with me, and started snapping at me. I dissertated about how I didn't know wht that look was called so I called it a trim, and she only became more wrathful. There were people sitting near me who would annoy me by tickling my face with things as I would talk, or that fat guy who kept trying to kiss me, and there was someone nearby who told me to shut up, because I was getting closer to "getting fired" (expelled?) from the school. With that, I said "Really? Well fuck you then!" Then someone untied me, and they all hurled insults at me as I walked out of the school and towards home.

When I came outside, I saw three people cosplaying as Nazis. One of them was dressed like Hitler.

I was led to believe that my school had become ruled by some sort of Nazi regime.

The worst dream I've ever had

GuzzleMuzzle

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    Sounds like my day job.