the TL;DR version: Ever since moving to Texas I've spent over $4000 on necessities and car repairs. I can't afford to spend on frivolities, but I really want to put together a Phone Guy (from Five Nights at Freddy's) cosplay. I don't know how much it will cost yet, but I'll try to make it as On The Cheap as possible. Any commissions you guys fling at me would go right towards making that cosplay happen. So please consider opening your wallets to me, if you can!