So, you guys know that NSFW flash I mentioned I needed voice actors for? Well, everything's pretty much recorded and the sketchimation is coming along nicely, but there is another problem.

See, I want this to be a really nice project in the end. Like, for realsies. But, I'm limited in my knowledge of Flash (I'm using CS3, by the way). I don't know how to do any of the ActionScript stuff, and as much as I try to follow tutorials and all that, I can't seem to get it down. shrug can't do it all, I guess.

So! I was hoping maybe someone out there would be willing and able to help me with the programming for this. I would like the flash to have a loading screen and a menu that includes buttons to play the main animation, a subtitled version of the main animation, the sketchimation, the credits, and the bloopers. If anyone knows how to go about doing that, I would REALLY appreciate their help. Anyone involved with the project will be credited for their work (unless they want to remain anonymous, which is understandable given the content).