Just had were a old chubby lady drowned in her own tears.

Like her eyes were leaking in a strangely cartoonish fashion. And when she croaked a bit of blood came out the mouth and her eyes popef out like the old and better Total Recall.
I mean for a split second her eyes looked flat and painted and then simply inflated out.

I think she called for help and some fat guy tried and failed to even walk from the couch. Like as if his legs stopped working.

Like...... what the fuck does that all mean?