Just a little story from the store where I work. This happened on Monday.

I'm the janitor. In the mornings I sweep and scrub the floors. So, I'm scrubbing the floors, and I go past the rat cages. One rat is flat on his back, his limbs spread out, not moving at all.

Another rat is on top of him, pinning him down, and biting at his neck. And my first thought was, "Oh, crap! What happened?! Is he dead? Did that rat kill him? Is he eating him?!"

I knelt down to look, and both rats immediately jumped up and started sniffing at me. And I'm like, "You little jerks! Trolling me!"