Before I left for work this morning, I kissed my spouse on the cheek and told him that I loved him, but that I wanted a divorce.
He looked at me with tears already in his eyes, confused, and then started to plea with me to reconsider.... then it suddenly hit him what today was. He then kissed me in return, and punched me directly in both kidneys with both of his fists.

So, you smartasses do any pranks of your own today?