~ Where are you staying?
I'll be crashing at the Marriot Marquis
~ What day are you getting there?
Wednesday, by bus.
~ Who will you be rooming with?
~ Who will you hang out with during the convention?
More than likely birds, vapers, Ingress agents, and whoever's in the BGR/VGR
~ Will you be suiting?
Me, suiting? Lawl, no way. I can't afford a suit.
~ Do you do free art?
I'm not an artist, I'm a CompSci geek.
~ What is your gender?
Male, at least that's what my ID says. But I think it's lying for some reason.
~ How tall are you?
Six feet, five inches, and seven floofs.
~ Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Eh, not really. The last one kept dooking at me for some reason and I lost the Dook/Bawk translation dictionary.
~ Can I talk to you?
Sure, just don't take offense of the inane stupid shit that occasionally comes out of my mouth.
~ Can I touch you?
Possibly. Just nothing unexpected, unless you really want a dislocated shoulder.
~ How can I find you?
I honestly have no idea where I'll be from day to day. If you want to hang out, get in touch via Twitter.
~ Can I visit your room?
Noooooooo fucking way. But if your PC goes crazy, I will work in the lobby of the hotel.
~ Can I buy you drinks?
Unopened soda, sure. Booze, I wanna see the bartender mix it. And no fucking beer.
~ Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If you ask, heck yeah. Snuggling, eh.. Not really.
~ Are you nice?
Probably. Though I may come off a bit as a slightly dumber Hawkeye Pierce from MASH.
~ Do you have an artist table?
Nooooooooooo. This relates again to my predilection to CompSci, not art.
~ Will you be going to parties?
Eh, not really. I tend to avoid dances and raves.
~ Will you be performing?
Not officially, but an irreverent jackass always has an audience.
~ If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just yell 'BIRD' or 'BAWK', though 'Hey featherduster' works too.
~ What/where will you be eating?
No freakin' idea, but I am hitting sushi with Cyn over the weekend.
~ Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
I don't see why not. Unless the ones I'm with don't want that. If I'm alone, sure.
~ Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Sure, if I can manage to secure one between now and the con.
~ Can I take your picture?
Sure, but I'd like a copy.
~ What's your goal for the con this year?
Re-fucking-laxing and seeing friends I rarely get to see.