hello penguin, to? by Noxid

after a thousand years of procrastination, the golden age of penguin has arrived.
witness your eyes as they traverse a mystical webportal to not one, but TWO games in the illustrious HELLO PENGUIN saga. feel the hopes and dreams of a thousand nations wash over you as you download the games, every byte a new facet in the cosmic sapphire that enshrouds our universe.

you will laugh, you will cry, and you may even lose sight of who you thought you once were
but never fear, for penguin is right beside you


it is recommended to play the games in order, so that you can fully understand the rich interwoven narrative of the penguin timeline.

Q: how do I start the game
A: you need to have Java installed. Beyond that, learning how to run a .jar is beyond the scope of what I can help you with.

Q: it crashes
A: oops

Q: how do I play
A: what is required of you should be self-evident, however the site has cheats & beatums if you require assistance.

hello penguin, to?


9 February 2015 at 22:33:29 MST

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    I can't wait to change my life forever with this.

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      feel penguin's gentle touch on your soul and understand true inner peace