Gender
Extremely Engendered

Relationship Status
Deeply in love with a zoepuppy

How old are you?
Bordering on greymuzzle

How tall are you?
Average if I'm not slumping

Are you an Artist?
I make the moving pictures and the sounds

Do you have an artist table?
Not this time, sonny

What will you be offering at your table?
Broken dreams

Do you take commissions?
I don't need your pity or your money!

Do you do trades?
I don't know, do YOU?!

Are you a Fursuiter?
Once I get a steady job

Attending parties?
Do you speak Klingon? Then yes.

Do you drink?
ALL OF THE OBLITERATORS

Can I buy you a drink?
I wish someone would -- I love drinks!

Do you smoke?
4/21 smoke weed NEVERY day (yes)

Are you attending any panels?
Nobody wants to go to the Adult Dragon panel with me :(

How do I identify my self to you?
Via a deep and respectful bow

Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
High-fives and handshakes

How can I find you?
Give me a buzz on Twitter: @rabbitshakejake

Can I talk to you?
I hope you do

Can I give you lots of money?
I like this question

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Yes you can, zoepuppy

Can I hang out with you?
It's worth a shot

Can I take your picture?
Yes and post it everywhere online so my shame is eternal

How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
I'll be growling expletives in hushed tones or slapping me forehead

What's your goal for the con this year?
To have even MORE fun than last year, as if that were possible