Gender
LOUD, WET COUGHING
Relationship Status
FANTASTIC, THANKS
How old are you?
TOO OLD
How tall are you?
LIKE AS UNTO A MIGHTY OAK TREE
Are you an Artist?
COMICS
Do you have an artist table?
30B WITH MY BOY trumpetshark
What will you be offering at your table?
BOOKS, COMICS, MERCHANDISE, AND COMMISSIONS. IDK HOW TIGHT THE INDIE COMICS SCENE IS AT FC, BUT GET READY FOR TWO NEW SHERIFFS IN TOWN (NERO AND I)
Do you take commissions?
YE
Do you do trades?
IF YOU GOTTA ASK, NO
Are you a Fursuiter?
HAR I WISH
Attending parties?
REALLY LOUD, WET HACKING COUGHING
Do you drink?
I GET ALL HYDRATION I REQUIRE FROM PLANTS
Can I buy you a drink?
PAYPAL ME SO I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
Do you smoke?
EVERY MORNING I OPEN PALM SLAM LIKE FIFTY MARIJUANO JAZZ CIGARETTES INTO MY MOUTH. I LIGHT THEM ALL AT ONCE AND GET A GOOD PUFF GOING. FOLKS CALL ME THE "MAGIC SMOKESTACK" BECAUSE I CAN DO MAGIC AND BECAUSE I'M SLOWLY BURNING A HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER WITH MY TRAGIC BOOM PENCIL ADDICTION
Are you attending any panels?
WHO THE HELL EVEN DOES AT FURRY CONS
How do I identify my self to you?
PLACE A NEW TASK IN MY QUEST WINDOW. I WILL FIND YOU ON MY MINI MAP
Rules of engagement (physical contact)?
TOUCH ME AND DIE. I JOKE ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS BUT NOT THIS ONE
How can I find you?
MY TWITTER IS @IanJay, HMU IF YOU NEED TO
Can I talk to you?
PLEASE DO
Can I give you lots of money?
YES, FOR GOD'S SAKE YES!!!! OH MY GOD! PLEEEEAAASSSSEEEE
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
TOUCH (clap) ME (clap) AND DIE (clap clap clap)
Can I hang out with you?
AGAIN, HIT ME UP ON TWITTER IF YOU FEEL THIS URGE. SORRY IF I HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE, IT'S A CONVENTION, EVERYONE WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH EVERYONE ELSE, IF I COULD CLONE MYSELF I WOULD BUT YOU KNOW HOW THESE THINGS GO
Can I take your picture?
ONLY IF YOU ASK FIRST AND ARE FULLY AWARE I WILL MAKE A HORRID FACE
How do I know if you're not looking to socialize (angry, busy or upset)?
I LITERALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS QUESTION, AS THOSE ARE THE ONLY THREE EMOTIONS I AM ABLE TO FEEL ANYMORE
What's your goal for the con this year?
HAVE FUN, CATCH UP WITH FRIENDS, MAKE MONEY, DESTROY ALL WHO STAND IN THE WAY OF ME ACCOMPLISHING THESE GOALS
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