I thought I was going to get to sleep in today but hahahahaha. UPS guy came to our door and knocked and of course that put mister I hate strangers (oswald) into a tizzy. I get out of bed, rush to the door in my nightgown because I DO have a few things on order, and of course Oswald beats me to it, throwing a hissy fit and barking like a rabid wildebeast....bad simile...

Anyway so he's at the door and if it opens too much he'll rush out. Now, he's never bit anyone. He runs outside, sniffs them and tries to bark as fierce as he can but it tends to scare people so regardless I always grab his halter.

Well today Dahlia decides "LETS MAKE A NEW FRAND" and goes rushing over to him which sends the door careening open. Oswald lunges, his halter snaps open because i'm not holding it in the right place, I lunge for him, catch him....and go down.

I'm still braless in my nightie mind you and on a good day it only hits just above midthigh. Unshaven legs, reddish-coral colored knickers on and I end up splay-legged on my floor grabbing oswald and shoving him in front of me to block the view while the ups guy and I have a nonchalant discussion and both of us try to pretend like this is not happening.

See, because the package is not FOR me, nor anyone else who lives here (Aka, me, jon). It's for some girl with the last name Knightly who doesn't live here, nor next door. I don't know WHO she is but her stuff has ended up here before.

So thank you Ms Knightly for my rousing morning.

If your shit ends up here again I'm keeping it.

AS A SIDE NOTE I'm feeling way better lately. I think I might be able to art tomorrow :)