I feel I should update and post my TOS in a journal, so they can be completely disregarded by commissioners. This doesn't mean I'm taking commissions right now (cuz I'm not) but I don't really have it anywhere that I can point to it easily and say "THERE. THERE. THIS IS WHY YOU SUCK." So you know. Posting because professional artist.

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The Basics
The following applies to any art ordered through commission or auction. Please familiarize yourself with the following before ordering or bidding!

Will do:

• Clean Art
• Dirty, messy, smutty art you should be hiding from your mother and the ghosts of your relatives
• Thematic scenes, from D&D to Techno-stuff

Will not do:

• Vore (Anal, oral or otherwise)
• Violent rape
• Gore
• Scat and watersports (Water polo is okay, though)
• Bestiality
• Pedophilia or cub art
• Diaper or baby fur art. Not even “clean” stuff.
• Unbirthing
• Upteen bazillion additional limbs. Wings are fine. 17 arms and 6 heads and 4 butts are not -- (additional boobs are A-OK)
• Sonic the Hedgehog Art (Personal Preference)
• M/M or Herms (Not my cuppa tea- but more power to you if this is what you’re into)

Instructions:
(that you probably won’t read)
Once you have been notified that you have won the bid, please note me within 72 hours with the following:
1) A subject line, letting me know which commission slot you won
2) The content of the note on either Weasyl or FA, explaining what it is you want me to draw for you. Please include links and other helpful references. Feel free to be vague or specific as you need to be, but try to avoid poetic language and euphamism, as that can lead to confusion.
---please organize your wants from most to least important. Sometimes, there is a marked difference between what is requested for an image, and what is possible (eg: “I want a picture of “A” sucking my dick and kissing “B” while they’re driving a car six blocks away.”) If I spot any Portal-esque torsion requested for a pic, I’ll let you know, and we’ll sort that out before pencil hits paper.
3) As part of the commissioning process, I will be presenting you with a scan of the sketched image for your approval. All commissioners get (predictably) a maximum of THREE revisions at this stage.

You are welcome to contact me for an update as the art process continues- but no more than once a day, please. If I don't respond, I'm probably not at my computer! But I will get back to you.

Please note, you are not allowed to alter the idea or the character(s) once the sketch has been approved, unless you're hot.

If an agreement cannot be reached regarding the content of the commission, (because you didn't read the TOS, or I felt like being a poop-head) you have three days from the auctions’ end to come up with a Plan B, or the auction will become declared void, and the proverbial smut-torch will pass to the next-highest bid. If the next-highest bid is you because you were bidding against yourself, you’re a twit. But I like your style, kid.

Boring Terms and Conditions I Know You Won't Read:

Image Content:

• I reserve the right to refuse a commission if I am not comfortable with the subject matter. If you feel that a refusal is hypocritical of me as I have done subject matter like that before, I'm old. I'm allowed to be a hypocrite. Or maybe it's because I don't like your face. I'll leave it to you to decide which version is preferable.
• Rule 34 stuff is acceptable and/or awesome -- Privately-owned characters (not yours, but someone else's) are generally okay, but will need to be approved on a case-by-case basis, as I'll need to get the go-ahead from the character's owner -- Ponies are also fine. Clop clop!

The Money Part:

• Deposits must be made before I begin the commission, but not until it's been discussed, and agreed upon. I'll send you an invoice for the deposit, and another for the remainder of the payment, once it's due.
• Please provide me your Paypal address, and I will send you an invoice.

What you get for your money:

• As the commissioner, you'll get a 600ppi PNG, TIF or JPG copy of the final image (be it inked, sketch or colour) as well as a re-sized. postable image via DropBox. The image will remain on DropBox for 30 days (or more, if I forget). Possibly less, if you suck.
• A boner, maybe? (Or a lady-boner, where applicable). Please don't tell me about your boners.
• The original sketch(es) can be mailed out at additional cost. Just ask. However, as I’m a lazy shit who never leaves his apartment, that may take a while, and won't be a priority.