(This is the thing I'd thought up for Thanksgiving, I thought that I'd posted it yesterday but apparently I forgot so here it is now, albeit somewhat modified from what I had planned; the atheism stuff is new, specifically.)

This year, I'm thankful that I'm not heterosexual, because then I would be a straight white male atheist, and lately I've been learning that straight white male atheists are the fucking worst.

(And if you feel the need to go all #NotAllStraightWhiteMaleAtheists at me or link me a video from StraightWhiteMaleAtheist69 on YouTube telling me I'm wrong, please hesitate to do so. Internet atheists*, especially on YouTube and Reddit, are the fucking worst and are why I've started calling myself a secular humanist instead.)

*Except maybe PZ Myers -who still has his problems, I should add-, the folks who do Skepchicks, and the people at RationalWiki. Most are like thunderf00t or TJ Kincaid; that is, vile, dishonest, delusional people who are, ironically enough, indistinguishable from the fundamentalist religious nuts they hate so much and liked only by equally vile, dishonest, delusional people.