What's your real name?
Ben

How tall are you?
5'8"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Green/slightly hazel

What's your orientation?
Gay

What do you do in your sparetime?
Beeeeeeeees (oh wait, that's not my free time), and game, and spend time outside

What's your job or occupation?
Zoology student, beekeeper

What do you like about yourself?
I smart

What do you dislike about yourself?
my hair, or lack thereof

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I dunno, I guess nothing that made them run a mile, right?

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Bother me not with your superstitions.

Do you drink?
Excessively

Do you smoke?
Only when offered one on occasion and I'm drinking

What are your major fears?
Die a virgin

Wait, I'm not 13 anymore

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Make money die in bed with hookers... Basically be Tyrion Lannister

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Duh

Who's your best buddy?
I don't do the whole friend hierarchy thing

What's your favorite dish?
Seafood, or honey

What's your favorite drink?
Scotch whisky for alcohol, coffee for soft

What's your favorite color?
Yellow or blue

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Temporarily turn straight guys gay.

Oh yeah, I got roofies for that

What's your favorite movie?
Justin Bieber's Believe

What's your least favorite food?
Exotic, non-English food like Haggis. I'd rather have a good English takeaway like Chinese or Indian than that shit.