I'm in a chat place and mention I got my Tigerdile stream to work, yay!
Guy goes "Huzzah, how much does a sketch cost?"
Except there's almost a 100 people in the chat and he doesn't address me directly, so I go "Who, me?" and I don't hear from him again until later, when he says he has $10. I tell him of a place on-line he could find some cheap commissions. He says he's not a member of the place I pointed him to, so I give him some direct links to artists doing cheap commissions. He then says his phone and can't browse the internet. I give him a tip on how to post a bulletin to the chat in which he can ask artists to contact him about a commission, to which he has a meltdown and cries "Or I could ask in the chat. I prefer to do that, because with a single exception, it's had positive results long term. But sorry for asking you if you wanted to take a comission or /something/ along those lines. I'm sorry I disturbed you with my question. Have a good day."
Then storms out of chat and ignores me.
Here's what's wrong with that:
The fact he seems to think I'm missing out is hilarious.