I'm in a chat place and mention I got my Tigerdile stream to work, yay!
Guy goes "Huzzah, how much does a sketch cost?"
Except there's almost a 100 people in the chat and he doesn't address me directly, so I go "Who, me?" and I don't hear from him again until later, when he says he has $10. I tell him of a place on-line he could find some cheap commissions. He says he's not a member of the place I pointed him to, so I give him some direct links to artists doing cheap commissions. He then says his phone and can't browse the internet. I give him a tip on how to post a bulletin to the chat in which he can ask artists to contact him about a commission, to which he has a meltdown and cries "Or I could ask in the chat. I prefer to do that, because with a single exception, it's had positive results long term. But sorry for asking you if you wanted to take a comission or /something/ along those lines. I'm sorry I disturbed you with my question. Have a good day."
Then storms out of chat and ignores me.

Here's what's wrong with that:

• He never addressed me directly in a busy chat, I didn't presume he was talking to me and wanted my art.
• If he had, I would have told him that:
• - My sketches start at €15.
• - My commission plate is full at the moment, so I'm not taking any anyway.
• If he couldn't browse the internet, how does he know my art is even worth $10?
• Or even if I'm an artist, I could stream Minecraft.
• Either way he wouldn't be able to attend my stream.
• Even if I did do commission streams, which my TOS says I do not.
• Not that he could read my TOS, which means I wouldn't have accepted his commission anyway.
• And if I did, how would he transfer the money if he can't browse the internet.
• Or view the commission.
• $10 is not enough to put up with this level of passive aggressiveness.

The fact he seems to think I'm missing out is hilarious.