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Let's Review by belicbear
After buying a few things online, I kept getting emails from the company urging me to write reviews for their products. After the fifth email I decided to post the most poorly-worded, useless reviews I could come up with.
5mm Stereo Female to RCA Cord
This cord did everything I dreamt it would, and so much MORE! It is AMAZINGLY adequate! It lovingly performed the function for which is was designed, and did so with a confidence that I found oddly arousing. If you need to hear things (and honestly, who doesn't?!), then this is the cord for you! Makes a great stocking stuffer or Bah-mitzvah gift! Mazel tov!
Optimus 10" Box Fan
This plastic fan is square, has an on/off switch, and is made of plastic. Unlike other fans, the blades rotate in a circular motion (design flaw or genius?!), and blow air in the direction the front of the fan is facing. It is made entirely of plastic. It runs on electricity and needs to be plugged into a wall outlet for it to operate (I wish the box had explained this procedure more clearly, as I had to spend 4 hours on the phone with tech support to get the fan up and running). The product is white, and those buying it run the risk of being labeled a racist. So if you're looking to enjoy some air, buy with confidence. This product truly blows!
(They posted the first review, and deleted the second. I think I've found a new hobby. grins)
(This post dedicated to one of my heroes, the late George Carlin, who passed away 6 years ago today)
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Thanks for the kind comment! Glad I could make ya smile! ;o)
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You need to write journals more often. This one made my day! :-)
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Awww, thanks sweet wolf! Means a lot to me that I can make my friends smile. ;o)
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Hahaha, I need to start doing this. There's so many apps that beg for reviews too lol
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Do it, damn you! grins They want a review, but they don't specify that it has to be at ALL helpful! lol
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OMG I laughed so much at the fan review XD
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Glad I could make ya laugh, Holly! Hope things are happy and well for you and yours. ;o)
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Things have been busy for us: I'm doing all kinds of craft stuff but still can't seem to draw >.< Other than that, just going to SCA events and meetings, trying to get stuff done, tolerating doctor appointments, and looking forward to seeing QUEEN LIVE IN CONCERT, booyeah! =D Hope things are going good for you! :)
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You spent time to get the fan up and running??!
You mean it failed to walk around on its own?! Dude, you got gypped... just saying.;3
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lol Lazy bastard fan! ;o)
Glad I could make ya smile, pup! hugs
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OMG I think I pee'd a little on the Box fan review LMAO! Think I'm going to start posting my reviews on some of the other produces I've bought online recently. USB extention cable, pizza, and a hard drive. lets see what I can come up with lol.
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You're the first reader who has urinated in their pants. You win a prize! lol Thanks sweet tiger! Glad I could make ya smile! ;o)
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I needed a good laugh.
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And you got this instead. Sorry. grins and winks Hope you're doing well, pigins! ;o)
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Amazon did that to me as well. I got pissed and wrote a moronic review for a puzzle I bought for my step dad. It got deleted. It's pure joy. I believe I complained that the product arrived in 1,000 pieces.
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lmfao "the blades rotate in a circular motion" XD
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Heh Heh. I actually chuckled at the second comment. I will have to remember that when I am asked to do some unwanted writing task for something like that. Thank you, Belic. You made me smile today, for the first time in a long time.
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gives the big husky a hug Been thinking about ya, pal. Hang in there.
Glad I could make ya smile! ;o)
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Hahah! I love "this product truly blows". Awesome final line!