A local Jehovah’s Witnesses group (or individual, we don’t know for sure) keeps leaving pamphlets in our bathroom. Most of them talk a lot about how us non-jws suck, often in the most pompous way possible.

The store managers have previously told them to stop leaving pamphlets on the board as we are a craft store and not a religious organization. So they drop them in the bathroom instead.

So now I’m thinking of creating a pamphlet for the Cult of the Fluffy Bunny with content such as:

"We want you to be happy. Happy people are more likely to cuddle a bunny"

"The Fluffy Bunny does not judge you. The Fluffy Bunny only wants to bring you cuddles… and eat all your tasty treats."

"A kind act improves your chances of bunny kisses… which are already pretty high"

"Give a little affection, receive so much love in return."

Let’s see them compete with that.