(Lyrics are set to the Welcome to Duloc/What's up Duloc song from Shrek: The Musical)

Chorus:

Welcome to AC, it's a perfect con.
Here we have some rules that we've set to song.
Say hello, and pre-reg, Fernando's, fursuit heads,
AC is the perfect con.

6-2-1, looking spiff!
Foxes love to have....fun!
AC is...AC is...AC is the perfect con!

And now, here's the bug who made it happen, that towering colossus of sake,
Uncle Kage!

Kage:

Oh, it's you! What a pleasant surprise!

Once upon a time, we had another city.
They tore down our hotel,
They get none of our pity.

Careful with the escalators....

If you have no suit,
You're welcome here regardless.
If you have some money,
We have plenty of artists.

And so...and so....

Things are looking up here at AC!

Chorus:

Just take a look!

Kage:

The things we're cooking up here at AC!

Chorus:

We like to cook!

Kage:

A convention that amazes,
And furs with several faces,

Chorus:

Bum bum bum bum bum!

Kage:

Things are looking up here at AC!

Chorus:

They're looking up!

Kage:

At AC!

The artists all draw well,

[Female Chorus:]

Aaah!

The attendees so hyper,

[Male Chorus:]

Aaah!

Kage:

And thanks to our CoC,

All:

Behavior's never better!

Kage:

No breaking my elevators...

This center that we've found

([Chorus:] AC, AC, AC!)

Is so large, indeed!

([Chorus:] AC, AC, AC!)

And though we're always growing,

([Chorus:] AC, AC, AC!)

Kage:

More space we'll never need!

And So!

Chorus:

And so!

Kage:

And so!

Chorus:

And so!

Kage:

And sooo!

No sensational media at AC!

Chrous:

He's taking aim!

Kage:

Embrace the furry goodness at AC!

Chorus:

We're all insane!

Kage:

So many fursuits made

When you can shout

All:

FURSUIT PARADE!

Kage:

YES!

Things are looking up..

Chorus:

Things are looking up, Things are looking up, Things are looking up!

Kage:

Here at AC!

[Insert your favorite mental image of Kage dancing with a stage full of suiters here]

Kage:

There's no sign of slowing, we're growing, we're growing.

Chorus:

Look we're growing, and growing, and growing. Look at us grooooow!

Kage:

Things are looking up here!

Chorus:

We practiced this part, both forward and back, if we make mistakes, no lasanga wrap!

Kage:

Things are looking up here!

Chorus:

They taught us to pounce, and frolic and pose. We see a camera, and beep with our nose.

Kage:

Our hard work and our rigor has made this so much bigger!

Things are looking up!

Chorus:

Things are looking up!

Kage:

Things are looking up here at AC!

Chorus:

Aah-aah-aah-aah!

Kage:

Here at AC!

Chorus:

Aah-aah-aah-aah! Up, up, up, up, up!