For the past week I've been keeping tabs on what I've dreamt. This is what has happened thus far:

• found a "decomissioned" revolver - fired it anyway
• transformed into a biomechanical polar bear that gained superpowers (ie: being able to swim faster than a supersonic jet can fly) as I got closer to the north pole
• got into a fight with a gang of superhuman aliens - my punches, however, flattened their metal weapons with ease
• set off a nuclear bomb, but contained the explosion, fallout and radiation with willpower alone within an area of 10 meters cubed

Perhaps I was Chuck Norris in my past life?

In other news: I'll be (hopefully) getting fibre optics on the seventh of June. It was pushed back due to the ISP and contractors being complete fuckups. Hopefully this time around the cable dudes will come over to my house on time (this time) and connect me to the grid. After that, I'll have to wait for my ISP to send around another dude a day after (or at least within the week) to connect me to the installed grid.

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