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You Can't Automate This by Runewuff

Dream this morning a computer avatar was being designed to take over a menial desk job. The system quickly broke down, not because of any technical problem. No, every system they tried broke down because the job was so menial no computer(would be willing to put up with it. Instead the avatar got increasingly "buggy" with frustration until after just 5 minutes, even though it was programmed to always been artificially polite and cheerful and never use any vulgar language, the nature of the job was so soul-crushing that any reasonable sentient being couldn't help but go, "Fuck this shit!" The attempt to say this caused the computer-controlled avatar to hang up on its own word filter in a scream of primal rage "FuuuuuuUUUUUUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU...!!!!!!"

Thus proving some jobs human beings are willing to stoop to are mathematically too degrading to exist.

You Can't Automate This

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