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Mememememememe by Amagire

Stolen from Nambroth who stole it from Likeshine, because they're both cool.

What's your real name?

How tall are you?
Taller than short people, shorter than tall people. Like 5'9" or so.

What's your hair color?
Black in winter, dark brown in summer.

What's your eye color?
Black in winter, dark brown in... seriously tho, darkety dark dark. Like my soul.

What's your orientation?
I don't seem to have one. I know that's kind of fatuous to say, but I really have thought about it for decades and... I got nothin'.

Are you single, taken or undecided?

Okay, proper answer: I'm poly, and I've been Eclipse's partner for nine years, and summer_jackel's partner for four. So I am neither single, taken, nor undecided.

What do you do in your spare time?
Take care of my zoo, read, train my dog, write novels that I don't show anyone, play too much Skyrim. Flight Rising.

What do you like about yourself?
I have very expressive eyebrows. Also I can do a lot of neat stuff with my hands: I can make them birds or spiders or fish or jellyfish, and I can also make freaky fluid movements with my fingers that make Eclipse cry.

What do you dislike about yourself?
Probably more than is objectively fair.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I have a sharp sense of humor. Also I know waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much about spiders. Those are the sort of things that tend to attract/repulse people up front.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Atheist. Not in a hardcore "only SHEEPLE believe in God/dess/s/es!" way -- although I'm not proud of anything I said on the internet between like 1998-2002 -- but more in a "you get one life, and it's random and kind of unfair and there is no meaning except what you bring to it, so try to learn/do/see/love everything you can and be nice to people because they're having a hard time, too" way.

Do you drink?
Shit yes.

Do you smoke?
Tobacco ain't my thing, but I was raised by smokers and I don't care if people smoke around me.

What are your major fears?
Well, aside from the inevitability of death and everyone I love deserting me, I'm kinda phobic of mirrors. Also peacocks. ...Shut up.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Currently, "survive to age 40, ideally while figuring out a way to make more money".

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

Who's your best buddy?
Rooster, my dog. Also Sims the chicken and Kalu the parrot, and all my other pets. After them, my aforementioned partners, and after THEM, my precious peeps on the internet who remind me that the world is wide and full of coolness: uropygid, nambroth, Stormdancer, mulefoot... all you other people...

What's your favorite dish?
I have these plates with macaws on them that I think are the bomb diggety. Also my relentlessly cheerful chicken tea mug.

Oh wait, you probably meant food. Um... all of it? I am the least picky person I know. Since I moved to a more rural, less coastal area of California, though, I've been dying for Indian takeout. Or sushi. Yesssss sushi, give me raw shrimp tails with the heads tempura fried on the side, universe.

What's your favorite drink?
Tea tea tea. Tea. I have a whole kitchen cabinet with nothing but tea.

What's your favorite color?
IN WHAT CONTEXT?!?!?!?!? I like bright yellow on animals, rich coppery reds on plants, neutral earthy greys and browns to wear, and stormy dark grey with RAINBOWS in the sky, or BLAZING SUNSET PURPLE and I don't even know, man.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
I have a bunch of superpowers already, asking for more would be greedy.

What's your favorite movie?
I... uh. Again, I dunno man, I love lots of movies. Give me a year or a genre or an actor or SOMETHING, I can't assign a favorite general movie.

Worst movie I've ever seen, though: Zombie Nation. Makes The Room look like Life of Pi. No question.

What's your least favorite food?
Imitation cheese. That's both objectively and morally gross.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Cold-smoked salmon, cream cheese, onions, capers, and alfalfa sprouts on an English muffin. And a glass of red wine.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a decrepit Volvo station wagon. I think ideally, I would like to drive a less decrepit Volvo station wagon. Although I greatly admire my girlfriend's new Toyota 4Runner.

What is your most disliked bug?
I was going to say "fleas", but Nam reminded me that bedbugs exist and OH GOD NO. I've never had to deal with them, but SO MUCH NO.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Eh, I get pretty cranky about lots of shit on the internet: "demisexuals", "meat is murder and dairy is rape!!!" vegans, otherkin, bronies, the furry fandom, all forms of bad science and faulty critical thinking passed off as scientific (creationism, homeopathy, chemtrail conspiracy theories). But I think the thing that probably has the most impact on my real life is people who get dogs and don't seem to like them, or understand them on even a basic level. Or any kind of pet, really, but the dogs bother me because I have to interact with unsocialized, untrained, aggressive neurotic monsters every day.

What do you dislike in life?
Bigotry in all its forms, rape culture, how fucked-up the food industry is and how hard it is to change anything about it, the lack of availability of health care in the U.S. and how much harder that makes life for everyone I care about, general social inequality, cruelty to animals, and so on, and so forth. The world is a scary place and when I can't handle it I go out and hug a chicken.



6 April 2014 at 12:18:38 MDT

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    Hugging a chicken is amazingly appropriate as a reaction to Life In General, yes.