Dear Hewlett Packard,

For years I have used your Printers, and my first computer was mostly HP components. A few years ago I purchased a D1660 Inkjet, seeing as I am a freelance artist and illustrator its was all I could afford at the time. It was the third HP Inkjet I have owned, the previous 2 were solid and dependable, but either you stopped making cartridges for them or software was no longer supported. This last acquisition was less then stellar... The software kept crashing and I would have to manually reset them my computer administrative tools. Additionally, recently the amount of ink in the cartridge have been visibly reduced. At one time I would pay $35.00 for a pair of cartridges that would last 3-4 months, the last pair I purchased for $40.00 lasted 3 weeks (with no change in my printing habits). Today, your printer failed me for the last time, and so has your company... The printer softwear crashed again, but this time when I reset it the printer started turning off and back on by it self, when I moved the printer to open the top (where you insert the cartridge to see if something may have jammed, I was given a mild electrical shock, and the printer no longer worked. The light was on but the printer was unresponsive. Unfortunately, I do not have the money to purchase a new printer of any sort at this time.
I apologize to you HP for not being filthy stinking rich, and being a poor artist just barely getting by...

And here is what I think of your crappy merchandise: http://stickypawz.timduru.org/Misc/HPHate.jpg

I hope I was the last of your loyal customers, because I will no long be buying anything you produce... Thank you for all the frustration, unhappiness, and wasted paper of the last 4 years.

Good Day and may bankruptcy not save you,
Ryngs