I can't do formatting so fuck it.

What's your real name?

My name is actually really, really unusual. It’s unusual enough that if someone I knew visited my FA or Weasyl pages they’d know it was me. It’s somewhat similar to Kennin anyway, and I already push it as far as keeping my weirdness hidden from people goes.

How old are you?

17

How tall are you?

5'11”

What's your natural hair color?

Brown, very unique I know.

What's your eye color?

Blue-grey. Twis describes it as “gravel-y”

What's your orientation?

I guess I’m bi, but I overwhelmingly prefer other dudes.

Are you single, taken or undecided?

I’m taken by my own sad imagination.

What do you do in your spare time?

Draw, write fiction, play Skyrim, cook Asian food (sushiiii), worldbuild, read all the novels. That would be in an ideal world of course, since I waste time on the internet more than all of those combined.

What's your job or occupation?

I learn a school.

What do you like about yourself?

I’m humble. I’m super humble. I’m so humble it’s humbling. I’m the humblest motherfucker this side of the Mississippi. I’m so humble I stumble on bees that bumble. Grumble. Also I’m creative I guess.

What do you dislike about yourself?

I feel like I come across as mean or an asshole even though I really don't mean to. I'm nice I swear. :( I’m also totally unmotivated and lazy to the point that I never do anything interesting. Yet I’m super skinny, and not in the good way. I’m not a skeleton but I’m still underweight. Funny considering my character is built like an overfed Viking.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

Most of my friends start of either hating or being slightly disturbed by me, at least the ones I made before high school. I pretty much latched onto Twis for a year and then friendship.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

I believe a benevolent intelligence with a genuine interest in human welfare has guided the course of evolution, and this intelligence wants nothing more than for all human beings to express kindness and love to one another. Like Christian Buddhist hippies who volunteer at the animal shelter every weekend and give their extra homegrown organic vegetables to their coworkers sometimes.

Do you drink?

No, and I don’t plan to. It tastes gross and makes you stupid.

Do you smoke?

Do you eat broken glass?

What are your major fears?

People knowing about the side of me that I can only express online and treating me badly for it is probably my worst rational fear. If you want irrational, I hate a lot of weird monster type things. I love them too, but I’m scared of them. Jeff the Killer for example. He’s cool but, scary, or not. I guess the idea of him is scary.

Do you have any dreams or goals?

I want to be an anthropologist, in the cultural and physical fields. I have been working towards a career in studying ancient human remains, be they a few scattered teeth or complete preserved mummies. I also want to get at least decent at drawing, and writing a novel would be awesome too.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

A few crushes. One of which was on a girl at my school and shall forever haunt me. I wasted two fucking years thinking about her. One summer, I just suddenly realized I wasn’t into her at all. Good thing too, she was actually rather mean. Also the closest thing to an ex I have is an empty box of tissues.

Who's your best buddies?

Twis. And you, if you want! I’ll be happy to review your resumes and your completed application form at my nearest convenience. Remember: you must score at least 80% compatibility on the “things I promise not to take too seriously” section.

What's your favorite dish?

Salmon nigiri sushi. I want a tiny plate of them buried with me when I die.

What's your favorite drink?

FJSOSOJVMR well I like root beer and Coke and Tang and Ovaltine and lemonade and limeade and and and and and

What's your favorite color?

Blue :3

If you had a super power, what would it be?

I would be able to turn into a dragon, because everything is better with dragons.

Name 3 of your favorite movies?

The Blair Witch Project, Airplane, How to Train Your Dragon,

What's your least favorite food?

The overcooked, mushy things so common in the cooking of my family, where everything tastes like chicken broth.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?

I drive my mom’s Volvo sometimes. :s

What pet peeves do you have?

Sticky/food type messes that people don’t take care of when they make. I also hate it when people think they’re “so randum” or they say “i h8 fake ppl” but their own personalities are fake and dysfunctional. But the number one thing I hate is people not taking responsibility for themselves when they can/need to, and when people live their lives waiting to be offended.

What do you dislike about life?

I could write pages and pages of this shit. I’ll just name one thing: people are told to be themselves by feel-good media and their family and friends, but nobody means it. It’s all about the natural instinct to fit in and to reject the “other”, yeah, but that doesn’t mean I like it. Arsenic is natural too, but I don't like it either. I want to not be treated or looked on in a lesser way
because I pretend to be a chubby green dinosaur on the internet and like bellies.

What do you like about life?

One time, I went outside at night to shut the garage door. When I looked up, I saw thousands of points of light, flickering like falling raindrops. For one second, a light brighter than any of the others silently sailed at an impossible speed across just one small section of the infinite void above me. On my feet I felt the cool of dew on the grass below, and above me was a scattering of other droplets much, much farther away. For that moment I felt the whole world around me, and I was free.
The thing I like most about life is guacamole.