Pretty much always tempted to do these when they come up.

What's your real name?
Lorne

Names you go by?
Lorne or Colt. Generally prefer Colt

How old are you?
24

How old do you feel/act?
I feel human old. I act hermit old.

How tall are you?
A whopping 5'4

What's your natural hair color?
Poop

What's your eye color?
Magic graybluegreenorange

What's your orientation?
Neutral. I think you're all lovely.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I am one being existing as two.

What do you do in your spare time?
Mostly play games and draw because I like to lead a largely uneventful life.

What's your job or occupation?
Arter.

What do you like about yourself?
My hands. I like to think I'm a pretty strong and objective person, too.

What do you dislike about yourself?
Not a lot.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I wouldn't know, I am not my friends. >:I

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Absurdist is the closest thing I can say. Shit's weird, yo. As a blip of biological material, I don't expect to know the universe and I doubt very highly the the rest of the blips do, either.

Do you drink?
Rarely. Usually if I'm drinking there's something up.

Do you smoke?
Cigars. Preferably in clove or some obnoxious candy flavor.

What are your major fears?
Bodies of water and space. Space is a reasonable fear - stuck in that and you're basically fucked. Not really sure where the fear of water came from?? It just sort of developed over time; even going into water in games makes me really uncomfortable.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Mostly just "finish new project" and "be hermit"

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yes. These are always boring questions.

Who's your best buddy?
The other me that sleeps in my bed.

*What's your favorite dish?
Mostly soups and macarons.

What's your favorite drink?
Spiced hot cider.

What's your favorite color?
Black and grays.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Does omnipotence count? That's a power summarized in one word.

What's your favorite movie?
Dunno. Miyazaki is usually at the top of the list, and largely because I can watch them over and over and over.

What's your least favorite food?
Peanut butter. I practically gag at the smell of it. It's just awful.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Tomato soup with boursin cheese and a small bleeding rare steak, with macarons in every reasonable flavor.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Nothing and a hovercycle.

What is your most disliked bug?
Any worthless flying stinging bullshit.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Synth claps.

What do you dislike in life?
That people are dumb wieners by nature; we can't help it, though, so I can't really blame us, but damn it's annoying.

What do you like about life?
Science and storytelling and complexity in nature and the nerds who want to know all of it.