So, remember how I mentioned that my computer is a piece of shit? Yeah, I think one of three things happened. In order of horror, worst to most put-up-with-able:

1. It's actually finally on its last legs and is about to bite the dust
2. Something malicious made its way onto my computer
3. It just took a shit and derped a few times.

There isn't much i can do for the first option, but I'm running an emergency boot scan right now and just hoping it just took a major shit.

Unfortunately, both my iPod and iPad are running very low on battery, so I don't think I'm going to have anything to do for a long time while I wait for the scan to finish.