So, my brother has been writing miscellaneous fiction on this crappy website; needless to say he's kind of pitching to an unappreciative audience, but if you dig horror parodies you should check this story out. It's too funny, and if you do, or read any of his other work (mostly male/male love stories) enjoy. He's an aspiring author with a novel in the process of being edited and working for a literary agent.

http://www.quotev.com/story/4302489/The-Milkbone-Serial-Killer/1/