I can draw anything: as long as it's a wolf.
I won't be too upset if the Presidential Suite at the con hotel has been reserved for someone else, if that someone else is the US President.
I can give lectures on how to make every single species of animal look like a wolf. Imagine the panel time we could take up learning the ins and outs of making even birds look like wolves.
Because of my stark aversion to anything fun, I won't get drunk/high and do anything crazy to embarrass to con. However if no one is around, I might puke in some bushes for my own amusement.
Being GOH requires the candidate to be honest and honorable, and nothing is more honest and honorable than a coyote.
My diet consists largely of fruit smoothies and Mountain Dew, so I'm economic to feed.
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Despite surviving almost exclusively in darkness, I can be coaxed into a (dimly) lit room using hot men and/or Magic Cards.
I have proven my dedication to the furry fandom by
scarring people with posting my animal people art around the internet since 2000.
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Feel free to nominate me at your local convention, you'd obviously be doing your fellow attendees a disservice if you didn't.
4 February 2014 at 00:00:04 MST