What's your real name?
Jones

How tall are you?
5'11" - 6'

What's your natural hair color?
Brown, used to be very blonde when I was a kid.

What's your eye color?
Changes colors between blue and green.

What's your orientation?
99% Straight

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Taken!

What do you do in your spare time?
Play some vidja games and try to learn something new.

What's your job or occupation?
I'm a salesman.

What do you like about yourself?
I've found some pretty good inner peace, and I'm pretty friendly to almost anyone.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I spend too much time working and not enough time with friends.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
"What do you mean "What is FA?""

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/God_Entity

Do you drink?
Not right now.

Do you smoke?
Nah, and I don't plan on starting.

What is your biggest fear?
Failure.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to own my own business someday and be self-sufficient.

Who's your best buddy?
Got a few. Don't wanna leave anyone out!

What's your favorite dish?
A good old fashioned grilled cheese.

What's your favorite drink?
Coca Cola or Chocolate Milk (More Ovaltine please!)

What's your favorite color?
Dark Blue.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
I want to be able to float, not fly. Just float as if in zero-g.

What's your favorite movie?
Life of Pi.

What's your least favorite food?
Anything that makes your mouth really really dry.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Scrapple Sandwhich. Just like home.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I usually drive a BMW 318ti which is pretty old and falling apart around the engine. I might be moving to a Ford Explorer here soon. I'd love to get a Lambo Aventador as my dream car.

What is your most disliked bug?
Mosquitos, followed in a close second by stink bugs.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Gossip, facebook, and people saying "it's human nature" without actually backing it up with facts.

What do you dislike in life?
The cold, I'd much rather be warm or hot all the time!

Rawr!