What's your real name?
My legal name is Samantha, but Sam and Sammy are usually what I get called :D

How tall are you?
5'7"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown.

What's your eye color?
More brown.

What's your orientation?
Asexual...heterosexual...bi-curious...demisexual...snugglesexual...fuckyousexual...

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I love lots of people. And maybe I can love you too.

What's your gender?
Ladybitchdog.

What do you do in your spare time?
Play with animals and doodle.

What's your job or occupation?
Lazy software engineer.

What do you like about yourself?
I have an insatiable lust for being alive.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I really legitimately hate myself sometimes and don't believe I deserve to live, and I am too scared of being abandoned to even function like a normal human being at times.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I'm goofy and too energetic for a desk job.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Atheist, and I believe in snuggling.

Do you drink?
Only yummy stuff, I don't drink to get drunk.

Do you smoke?
Nooooooooooo.

What are your major fears?
Being abandoned, sometimes my own thought processes, and falling from a big height.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
My biggest dream is to go back to school to be a vet. My more realistic dream is to go back to school for a Masters or Ph.D. in computer security.

Who's your best buddy?
My pony and my puppy are my bros.

What's your favorite dish?
AVOCADOS. Wait...that isn't a dish?

What's your favorite drink?
Chocolate soymilk <3 I can throw down some Gatorade too. As far as alcoholic drinks, my favorite is peppermint schnapps in hot chocolate.

What's your favorite color?
Purple!

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Turning into animals at will.

What's your favorite movie?
I don't know, I'm not really a movie or television person.

What's your least favorite food?
Just thinking about black licorice makes me want to vomit.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I have a blue Mazda Protege with a "WOOF" sticker on the back. And honestly, if I had the option of a new car or just fixing up the Protege a bit, I'd go for the latter.

What is your most disliked bug?
Ticks. I got Lyme disease when I was like 17 and I thought I was going to die. And once I got into a nest of seed ticks and I counted about 100 that I pulled off before I gave up and just started crying.

What pet peeves do you have?
People who don't treat their pets properly and the what-do-I-do-with-my-bottom-arm problem when I'm big spoon.

What do you dislike in life?
Being sad.