Hey Weasylbutts (you smell kinda bad btw) my hand hurts and it's a boring Sunday so obviously that means it's time for an amazing journal where I totally don't give silly witty answers.

What's your real name?
Not Fraser

How tall are you?
5'9

What's your natural hair color?
A brownish confused thing

What's your eye color?
Hazel. Yeah I know, sexy.

What's your orientation?
KFCsexual

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I'm dating my future self. It's complicated.

What do you do in your spare time?
I'm part of the Clown Committee so that I guess

What's your job or occupation?
Making furries cream themselves and glamourously stocking shelves (and getting my boss to buy me TVs/laptops in the process)

What do you like about yourself?
I like how I'm not a blobfish. No one wants to be a blobfish. That'd just be unfortunate (Everyone Google blobfish)

What do you dislike about yourself?
I have shite eyesight. I look silly with glasses so I don't wear mine meaning I'm virtually blind all the time.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
"We must run away from this thing when he's not looking"

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
No interest at all

Do you drink?
Yah

Do you smoke?
I'm smoking all the time because I'm so hot. I have to be extinguished before my body goes super saiyan.

What are your major fears?
Spiders, trypophobia, heights (even though I love rollercoasters/theme park rides. I know right?), phonecalls, claustrophobia

Do you have any dreams or goals?
One day I will have had all the KFC Krushems.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Maybe back in the days of teen yeen who knows I don't care NEXT

Who's your best buddy?
People!

What's your favorite dish?
I'm more of a bowl person really (Bonus round: it's pizza)

What's your favorite drink?
The tears of disappointment. It has to be in a Elven goblet though.

What's your favorite color?
Black

If you had a super power, what would it be?
To have all the powers

What's your favorite movie?
Lion King! It's the reason I started doing this whole art thing in 1994. Plus Whoopi Goldberg as a sassy hyena what more could you want I mean REALLY

What's your least favorite food?
Seafood and for some unknown reason mince.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
KFC Boneless Banquet. I can literally slip into my slumber box right after that. Just please let me use the Freshen Up wipe first.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a MX5. It's mine and you can't have it (I make love in there DUH)

What is your most disliked bug?
They're all horrible (SORRY SKULG!!!!!!)

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Everything

What do you dislike in life?
Rail replacement bus service. SCOOOORRRRN hiss

What do you love in life?
Dragons/fat hyenas/both