DEAR JOURNAL (read in Doug Funnie voice),

Today I made my very first journal on Weasyl! I sure hope I added all the people that added me as a friend back because otherwise Patti Mayonaise won't ask me to the school dance with her. Actually wait I almost forgot that the other day at lunch I accidentally touched her boob and nothing happened so I'm pretty sure I'm gay. What will skeeter think? HONK HONK

-Boar Funnie

p.s. It's late and I'm tired, doing this at all was probably a bad idea. OH WELL. HOW ARE YOU GUYS HERE ON WEASYL WITH PAULY SHORE?