DEAR JOURNAL (read in Doug Funnie voice),
Today I made my very first journal on Weasyl! I sure hope I added all the people that added me as a friend back because otherwise Patti Mayonaise won't ask me to the school dance with her. Actually wait I almost forgot that the other day at lunch I accidentally touched her boob and nothing happened so I'm pretty sure I'm gay. What will skeeter think? HONK HONK
p.s. It's late and I'm tired, doing this at all was probably a bad idea. OH WELL. HOW ARE YOU GUYS HERE ON WEASYL WITH PAULY SHORE?