stolen from hedgehodgemonster because he's a loser and he doesn't get to have nice things without me taking them
i left a few of his answers because they apply to me too
also dont be surprised if i hardly ever/ use inconsistent punctuation i really cant be bothered most of the time and it it truly bothers you to the point where you decide to throw a fit at a stranger on the internet i say you need to worry less about me and more about your own priorities
What's your real name?
How tall are you?
What's your natural hair color?
poop brown but you can bet yer balls it didn't stay that way lmfao
What's your eye color?
What's your orientation?
some of this isn't necessarily relevant but i'm gonna go ahead and make it known that i identify as a genderfluid demiromantic pansexual. i looked much more androgynous around middle school but my hair has grown since then and i've developed a considerably more feminine style, so this isn't really supported by my appearance, but i think regardless of my identity any given day even if i were more androgynous-looking now, i'd still dress/ generally express femininely overall.
Are you single, taken or undecided?
how the hell would one be "undecided"
i've been single since like a week before school began but finding any individual who is a feminist and likes cartoons and taxidermy is pretty difficult, ( especially that last part even though i live in fucking iowa ) and really i can't date a person unless they've got those three things.
What do you do in your spare time?
internet, games, drawing, masturbating, bone hunting, macerating, skinning, jarring, literally lying down and just doing nothing, baking, walking
What's your job or occupation?
i've turned in multiple applications to a number of the like 6 businesses there are here in Hole In The Earth, IA but none of them have contacted me back and i don't have a car so the next city over is a no-go B-C
i'd like to study mortuary science and be an enbalmer though. even thought about forensics though, but i don't think such a stressed, pressured environment, especially concerning the law is right for me, and i really would only want to work in labs anyway
What do you like about yourself?
im' a hot non-binary feminist that breaks onto properties to steal bodies what's not to love
What do you dislike about yourself?
What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
probably my hair considering a lot of the time it's fucking blue or pink or some shit
What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
sighs because its kinda lnengthy im not really
i was BORN into a really lutheran family and for a short time i was """an atheist""" ( i was VERY EDGY and VERY ELEVEN ) but then i had some """powerful and spiritually awakening dream""" so i got REALLY religious again but i turned into an even bigger cunt than the rest of my family and then i discovered feminism so now i think im pretty agnostic??? but also i think im wiccan and this isnt something i came to myself people just keep asking me and im not even sure what would make one wiccan
i think i may be wiccan
Do you drink?
Do you smoke?
yes i am indeed smoking
What are your major fears?
weeelllll being into forensics and thanatology and reading/ listening to creepypasta to a point where im literally bored to pieces by most of them now when im even able to find a new one theres not a lot that gets to me
i guess if i HAD to say itd be things like knives in my vagina or razors on my eyeballs
also i have adhd and what im rather certain is tourrettes and ( its like 2 am and i just heard my sister leave her room then fall down the stair and moan omg ) as well as more than likely trichotillomania/ dermatillomania ( haven't taken the time to read into either yet my my skin would probably be prrof enough to you ) so im an EXTREMELY restless, fidgety person so scenarios where im unable to move or use my hands like being bound ( even though i love bondage ) or handcuffed ( id probably be okay if my hands were in front of me ), or even like in a dream i have where im stuffed into a teensy cage where i literally can hardly fit and thrown into a body of water ( namely the ocean because that shit's freaky ) kinda freak me the fuck out even thinking about and if i think about it enough i may even go into a damn panic attack
Do you have any dreams or goals?
mortuary science+ getting feminist cartoons on television, specifically for younger ages
Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
why do you ask "ex" instead of "partner" if its a "have you ever" like you cant even have an ex without having had the other first
ive had one boyfriend and one girlfriend and they were both pretty long relationships and both times we were really into eachother ( my boyfriend lived halfway across the country and there was a time where he even came and visited me for a few days between christmas and my birthday like a week after new year it was gr8 )
i develop a crush on like every person i meet even if its only for like 5 minutes ( in cases where we meet eachother irl like at school or something its more often than not broken when they being talking )
Who's your best buddy?
I DONT KNOW i have very few close friends but they all mean an equal amount to me
What's your favorite dish?
You seriousl y expcet me to pick a SINGLE favorite you fuckING prICK
What's your favorite drink?
i literally binge on mountain dew
What's your favorite color?
green, black, and pink
If you had a super power, what would it be?
if i HAD to choose id want telekinesis or super strength. i dont wanna read minds or any of that shit thats yer own business and invading it would be gross i just dont like carrying stuff
What's your favorite movie?
I don't have a single favorite hERe either
What's your least favorite food?
lEAST FAVORITE???? ( im allergic to pineapple if that counts it makes my mouth bleed ) ( also i guess im not really into baked or grilled meat i guess i prefer it fried or w/e )
What's the last meal you want before you die?
out of all the things there are to take care of before i die do you really think the last thing i eat, which will probably fill my pants as a i meet my demise anyway, is the most important to me??
What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
dON'T HAVE A CAR.
What is your most disliked bug?
i dont really DISLIKE anything its more like im just terrified of most things that arent dead. yes even butterflies i had an experience
but uhuuuuh i guess wasps and hornets and the like freak me out the most i will literally scream and run and probably cry its not even necessarily that i think it will attack me their appearance and noise they make as they fly just... get to me i guess
What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
there is far too much to list here.
What do you dislike in life?
the fact that rape apologism exists like wtf
also too many other things to list