"I eat guys like you for breakfast!"
"Well that explains the foot in your mouth."

WELL, I FIGURE I SHOULD DO THIS SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT

LOOK AT ME, I'M BANDWAGONING WITH A BROKEN WHEEL Ah shit there go my cabbages

WELL, LET'S KICK THIS OFF, SHALL WE?

What's your real name?
In the words of William Gauge....
"IT'S A SECRET!"

Names you go by?
Shu, Shuball, Shuballean, Shubble Space Telescope, the list goes on!

How old are you?
24

How old do you act/feel?
EVERY YEAR EVER! Actually I really don't know. I feel like I'm 21? 18?

How tall are you?
It fluctuates between 6'5" and 6'6"! I AM COLOSSUS SWEDE

What's your natural hair color?
Brown!

What's your orientation?
Pansexual! THOUGH I LUB DE BOOBS .w.

Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken! Engaged, even! SHINY RING WAS SHINY.

What do you do in your spare time?
I videogame! I chat! I RP! I CAUSE IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF TROUBLE FOR MY FRIENDS. Also, I do 3D. c:

What's your job or occupation?
Daystocker at the local grocer by day, insane 3D guy by night. Wouldn't consider the latter a job though....yet. ;D

What do you like about yourself?
I like that people like being around me! .w. Really helps with the whole confidence thing. I love you guys ;w;

What do you dislike about yourself?
OH HELLO CHUBBYTUMMY, HOW DO I MAKE YOU TINY? Also my posting rate jesus frigging hellsticks.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
ARE MY EARS BLEEDING? WHO IS MAKING ALL THAT FUCKING NOIS-oh it has a name? Oh it's Shu? OH OKAY HI SHU

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I....uh...hm. I'm not sure! I validate every religion and the lack thereof. If I had to put my beliefs in anything, I'd say it's generally in the borderlining-on-magical ebb and flow of the universe as a whole. c:

Do you drink?
Nah. Alcohol ain't my groove, dig?

Do you smoke?
Ain't groovy with me, so nu! But I don't hate on anyone who drinks or smokes :'D

What are your major fears?
Being considered a creeper. Losing all my friends. Being alone. Having a reputation as an awful person. The list goes on, but those are the first things to come up.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I wish to be a 3D guy! Hopefully to make my own game company. I want to have fun and be happy. <3 And ultimately, I never want to lose that imaginative, curious spark in my soul that harkens back to my childhood.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
I can't say I didn't! I may even to this day! (My fiancee knows this, and just about everything else INCLUDING stuff not included here 8D)

Who's your best buddies?
Shit, who.....you're making me CHOOSE?! I don't think I can, but based solely on communication rate I'd have to say Jeno, Bianca, and Albert. There are plenty more, but those three I've seen the most. xD That and there's so many contexts that this question's just too hard to simply ANSWER. So those of you who feel like you've been shafted, you haven't! (I actually legitimately dislike this kind of question.)

What's your favorite dish?
Quesadillas! Hamburgers and fries! Hot dogs! BEEF BRISKETS or however that shit's spelled. (THANKS ALBERT.) Also orange chicken. .w.

What's your favorite drink?
MILK! WHO WANTS SOME FUCKIN' MALK?! I'D LOVE SOME MULK WOULDN'T YOU?

What's your favorite color?
Deep Sky Blue! I'M REALLY SPECIFIC.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Smashy-crashy-bashy powers! I'M GONNA WRECK IT! Also speed and flight plz. Shit, I don't want to be overpowered, I just want some god-damn convenience in my life. PLEASE?

Name 3 of your favorite movies?
How To Train Your Dragon, Wreck-It Ralph, and to completely contrast the first two, Event Horizon.

Name 3 of your favorite shows?
Sengoku Basara, Firefly (And its movie, Serenity), and The Devil Is A Part-Timer!

What's your least favorite food?
CONTRARY TO BEING A FOX, I FUCKIN' HATE FISH >:C Mostly. Fish makes me queasy.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive an economy car. I'd prefer an M18 Hellcat. 8D WHO WOULDN'T WANNA DRIVE A TANK TO WORK/SCHOOL/LOCAL GET TOGETHERS?

What pet peeves do you have?
Vagueness. Begging for attention. Making assumptions shit THIS STUFF GETS ME MAD HEATED

What do you dislike about life?
A few things here and there. Mostly financial shit. If I didn't have to worry about money, I'd be a LOT less stressed.

What do you like about life?
I'm alive. I have a soul. I haven't hollowed into a husk of my former self, and I still have my imagination, and the childlike spark that grants me the ability to tap into the glorious unknowns of the universe and invent them all my own.
I may be an anxiety-laden, stress-addled ball of crazy, but it contributes to who I am. And I wouldn't want to be any other way. <3