omg lol

having sex at all is probably a new and amazing thing for him, he is such a pathetic troll

OKAY.

Character's full name: Felzane, last names are for chumps
Any embarrassing nicknames?: muckblood, and maybe one time someone called him Smellzane, I don't remember
Age: 26
Occupation: unwashed hippie and hobo
Family: what's left of them after the Cataclysm are still kickin' around being all homeless, grumpy, and sad
Best friend: not counting Rotfoot, there's Ellie, a wee little Forsaken who likes to eat bugs
-How they met: "OMG YOU HAVE A PUPPYDOG TOO!"
Love interest/Ideal partner: He's got a girly, a sand troll named Anaszi, who is nice and doesn't care that he's gross and pathetic
-How they met: Darkmoon Faire
Worst enemy: cousin Rek'jek, that asshole thinks he's hot shit
-How they met: dey cousins, duh
Favorite food & drink: ANYTHING because hobos don't get to be picky
Least favorite food & drink: probably anything with a face looking back at him while he's trying to eat it
Fave place to shop: wat is money???
Hobbies: sleeping, not bathing, frowning at elves
Weird or embarrassing habits: I don't.. know if he has any, to be perfeclty honest
Favorite color(s): blues and greens
Favorite holiday: Brewfest, YEAH BEEEER!
Mode of transportation (bus, bike, hot rod, etc.): one time he road a goat
Describe their favorite outfit: you mean his -only- outfit, a scruffy old leather vest n' short pants
Describe their sense of humor: telling stories of various dumb things he's done
What sets them off?: talkin' shit 'bout his daddy
What is their sleep schedule like?: all day erry day
How do they look when they sleep?: a pile of limbs pointing in various directions, Rotfoot squeezed around in there somewhere
Any weaknesses, chronic illnesses or injuries?: he's a huge puss that pretty much never defends himself
Person they look up to: his totally awesome kickass ice troll hunter dad who is dead now, oops
Biggest wish: that he could make his dad proud by finally livin' up to his expectations of not sucking at life

Character's full name: Zanooti, srsly trolls pmuch never have last names
Any embarrassing nicknames?: Noodle (Noot is actually a nickname he often prefers to go by)
Age: 16 (or was it 15.. shit I don't remember. CLOSE ENUFF.)
Occupation: really terrible frost mage
Family: 3 older sisters and his dad, as well as the rest associated wit' Felzane
Best friend: Salty, his water elemental, though it probably resents being nicknamed and doesn't actually think of Noot as a friend
-How they met: his dad bound it for him when he was first learnin' magery, though he can summon it himself now
Love interest/Ideal partner: anyone who's nice and doesn't care that he's scrawny and cowardly
-How they met:
Worst enemy: Noot tries very hard not to make enemies because HA HA wat is fite? How not get brutally murdered??
-How they met:
Favorite food & drink: seafood, ironically, even though he is a huge nerd for marine biology
Least favorite food & drink: slimy stuff, like mushrooms
Fave place to shop: bookstores!
Hobbies: drawing, studying wildlife (especially fish)
Weird or embarrassing habits: He stutters sometimes when he's very nervous, and honks like a dying goose when startled
Favorite color(s): anything bright and vibrant
Favorite holiday:
Mode of transportation (bus, bike, hot rod, etc.): a blue shorestrider
Describe their favorite outfit: he is quite fond of his robe, even though he ends up getting it singed, inkstained, and soaked frequently
Describe their sense of humor: he doesn't even actively try to be humourous, he just is most of the time
What sets them off?: insulting his family
What is their sleep schedule like?: often stays up late reading and being a huge nerd, though he tries to sleep and wake early
How do they look when they sleep?:curled up like a bundle of twigs
Any weaknesses, chronic illnesses or injuries?: he's a runt, so he's short and scrawny and extremely clumsy
Person they look up to: probably Jek'rek, since he's proven to be smart, capable and compassionate
Biggest wish: that his mother was still around to watch him grow up