That "About Me" Meme by Me for Me

What's your real name?
Felix NaviDAD aka Jessup Columbia

How old / tall / WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE / statsplz:
30, 5'1", Brown eyes and Black hair goin' grey and getting longer every day, dollop shaped
i look at that bodang. i gotta say oh dang.

What's your orientation?
I generally date people but generally I'm only ever dating one person. This has not always been the case.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I am currently dating. the dried fruit product.

What do you do in your spare time?
Not enough. In the Winter I play video games and get all fat and sassy because its cold. Sometimes friends drag me out for bowling or movies/food/ect. In any month that is not cold I try to be outside during my brief weekday allotment and on weekends. Gardening (i have several specific gardens for tomatoes, strawberries, sweet peppers and assorteds as well as flower gardens with butterfly and bee plants), walks, photography, mo walks, swimmang, tending to chickens or doing other outdoor stuffs.

What's your job or occupation?
Undisclosed government contract desk job. It makes me miserable which is unfortunate for me because I don't like being miserable.

What do you like about yourself?
My ability to laugh at really any situation and see things from any angle. I'm seldom mad for an extended period of time.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I don't follow through. I am not a very good friend and let my social apprehension keep me from reaching out to people.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
It really depends because some people think I am one of those "life of the party" types and others think I am quiet and reserved and both are true. I just do things at the most best moment. For me.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I have not had good church experiences and i've a general dislike for the way theology is used as a hate tool. So I keep my worship to myself but I identify as Christian. Also I only celebrate holidays other people are celebrating to fit in because I don't really care about them.

Do you drink?
When I'm with people who are drinking but I'm not a big fan of bars because I can't hear anything when I'm drunk. I like soju, tito's and other vodka products. And belgium wheat beers.

Do you smoke?
Most people think the answer "No" is surprising when referring to the goop. I've been known to smoke a cigar or pipe occasionally. I've done pretty much all the other drugs that were drugs in my time and feel lackadaisical about their existence at this point.

What are your major fears?
That I will be stuck doing what I am doing now forever.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I just want to shed my debt, bleed the beast when necessary and live simply. I really don't have any profession goals because I became a tattooist right out of high school and drugs fucked it up. It took me 10 years just to get my bachelor's and now I feel old and crabby to do anything else. This could change at any time. You really shouldn't ever stop having dreams or goals, even if that dream is fall asleep in a sun beam tomorrow.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
About as many as I'd imagined I'd have by now which isn't a whole lot

Who's your best buddy?
I don't have a lot of close close friends anymore. I moved away and haven't really met people like the people I used to know. That being said a lot of people where I am now continuously force themselves on me like they want to be my friend or something. Geeze.

What's your favorite dish?
I really love Indian food and could eat it until I could no longer eat it. I also love raw fish and raw steak dishes.

What's your favorite drink?
I think my favorite drinks are those aloe drinks with the grape chunks in them. And fragrant green tea with citron.

What's your favorite color?
A kind of natural olive green color I enjoy.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
I'd be okay with flying or telekenisis or the ability to speak to cats.

What's your favorite movie?
Ravenous and The Little Prince. Equally.

What's your least favorite food?
Milk. I don't understand the flavor of milk and it hurts my bell.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Raw tuna steak in its various fat to lean forms and a seaweed salad with mango chunks.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Through some mishap where I was trying to be nice and give my previous car to a family member I ended up with a PT cruiser. It is exactly what one would assume.

What is your most disliked bug?
it be something like gucci gucci lois lois fendi fendi prada
the basic bitches wear that shit so i dont even bother

this question is dumb

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
I know I have them but I can't really think of any. I'm one of those people that just doesn't get mad or upset a lot because there is enough going on inside and around me to focus on the silly things people do. I just laugh at it all when possible.

What do you dislike in life?
Just the general decline of human behavior and my inability to do anything about it except stick my head further into the sand.

What do you like about life?
Beautiful flowers and living creatures, tiny worlds, how computer chips look like cities, any day I don't have to wake up to an alarm, sand crabs, the way you can smell weather changing or feel it in your bones, the way when you hug someone who is warm it is like stepping into a hot shower where you are overwhelmed in a good way