Right fine whatever

What's your real name?
Leigh!

How tall are you?*
~175cm

What's your natural hair color?
Blond?

What's your eye color?
Greeeeeenish

What's your orientation?
North

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Occupied

What do you do in your spare time?
Laugh at animals for having no awareness of money

What's your job or occupation?
Officeperson

What do you like about yourself?
My indecisiveness

What do you dislike about yourself?
My indecisiveness

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
How shit I am at greetings

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I be**lie**ve in you

Do you drink?
Oui

Do you smoke?
Peut-être

What are your major fears?
Improperly cooked chicken

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To be the best at the thing

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Well yes

Who's your best buddy?
My chilli plants

What's your favorite dish?
C-band

What's your favorite drink?
Tea

What's your favorite color?
#ff9900

If you had a super power, what would it be?
The power to cook mince instantly

What's your favorite movie?
Changes by the day

What's your least favorite food?
Eggs

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
A bin on wheels

What is your most disliked bug?
HIV

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
The term 'pet peeves'

What do you dislike in life?
People on buses

What do you love in life?
Empty buses