What's your real name?

• Jose, Joey, Little Joe, Joseph or even Pepe will work.

How old are you?

• 33 as of last week

How tall are you?

• 5'7"

What's your natural hair color?

• Darkish of browns

What's your eye color?

• Same as hair

What's your orientation?

• Straight, but I think I fall under the "Tease" catagory

Are you single, taken or undecided?

• Rownry... I am so rownry....

What do you do in your spare time?

• Draw smut.

What's your job or occupation?

• College media head

What do you like about yourself?

• My natural talent at turning every subject to enjoyable smut.

What do you dislike about yourself?

• I am hesitant to open up face to face.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

• "You drew Pound Puppies doing WHAT?!"

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

• Raised catholic

Do you drink?

• Never more than 2 glasses of mixed drinks, if at all.

Do you smoke?

• Never.

What are your major fears?

• Betrayal.

Do you have any dreams or goals?

• Making money for con vacations.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

• Too many to care about

Who's your best buddies?

• Thats one heck of a list.

What's your favorite dish?

• Pasta and Jerk Chicken

What's your favorite drink?

• Green tea with lemon

What's your favorite color?

• Earthy brown

If you had a super power, what would it be?

• I wanna be a shape shifter.

Name 3 of your favorite movies?

• Evil Dead 2, Young Frankenstein, History of the world Part.1

What's your least favorite food?

• Mushrooms.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?

• I don't drive. Owned a car, and sold it. I prefer public transit.

What pet peeves do you have?

• Having to repeat myself. Dirty Dishes.

What do you dislike about life?

• Drunks and drunks that think drinking is not an issue for them. Functioning alcoholic is still an alcoholic.

What do you like about life?

• Friends, family, and Benny Hill DVDs. Life is awesome!