What's your real name?
Wynchester Bigglesworth Armstrong the second

How tall are you?
kawaii huge

What's your natural hair color?
brown, the color of dirt and bland chocolate pudding

What's your eye color?
red whenever people take photos of me with the flash on

What's your orientation?
Self replicating

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Many have tried, few have succeeded

What do you do in your spare time?
Lift

What's your job or occupation?
Huge

What do you like about yourself?
hugeness

What do you dislike about yourself?
not huge enough

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
HUUUUGE!

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Huge

Do you drink?
Straight from the barrel

Do you smoke?
12 and a half cigars a day

What are your major fears?
This meme never ending

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Catch all the pokemons

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
I crush all opposition

Who's your best buddy?
My sockpuppet, Mister Bitey

What's your favorite dish?
People

What's your favorite drink?
People Tears

What's your least favorite color?
Glowstick blue, Barbie's dream house pink, sparkledog green

If you had a super power, what would it be?
The power to crush grapes with my bare fists

What's your favorite movie?
Hot Rod, The Descent, grave encounters

What's your least favorite food?
Gravel

What's the last meal you want before you die?
One human soul and a box of jaffa cakes

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
A car & a shark with lasers

What is your most disliked bug?
the tiny flies that get in your ear and do that high pitched EEEEEEE IM A TINY FLY thing

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
I hate how cats try and make you stare into their pencil sharpner

What do you dislike in life?
polystyrene