What's your real name?
Felix, duh

How tall are you?
About tree fiddy

What's your natural hair color?
yes

What's your eye color?
Blurple-ish/Grellow

What's your orientation?
I'm about as straight as a circle

Are you single, taken or undecided?
bitch, I might be (madly in love with Jiggy)

What do you do in your spare time?
Waiting for TESO to come out

What's your job or occupation?
will suck dick for a job at this point

What do you like about yourself?
well I haven't murdered anyone yet so I've got that going for me

What do you dislike about yourself?
everything, pretty much

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I don't say much

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Devoutly undecided. I don't know man, religion doesn't have any meaning to me, but I'm not against it. Do whatever, man, just go with the flow. The dude abides.

Do you drink?
Why are you asking? Do you have any vodka?

Do you smoke?
Smoke what? ;D

What are your major fears?
Being covered in tarantulas

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Sometimes I dream about cheese

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
nop

Who's your best buddy?
That geeky dinosaur girl that doesn't talk to anyone but somehow has a million friends.

What's your favorite dish?
Satellite

What's your favorite drink?
Vodka and juice, or just straight vodka. I think I was a russian in a past life
non-alcoholic: on the rare occasion I'm not drinking water: root beer

What's your favorite color?
I LIKE PANK

If you had a super power, what would it be?
ummm, all of them?? Duh.

What's your favorite movie?
fuck i don't know, thomas the tank engine or something???

What's your least favorite food?
anything with parsley or raw tomatoes in it (vomits)

What's the last meal you want before you die?
spaghetti and meatballs is the shit, yo. fo reel

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a pickup that's as old as I am, I'd like to drive a hover car or a spaceship

What is your most disliked bug?
giant tropical centipedes

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
chew with your mouth closed, man

What do you dislike in life?
everyone needs to chill the fuck out and stop worrying about shit that doesnt matter. the only stress humans suffer is stuff we make up for our selves. Animals don't stress about taxes or time or money or getting offended because someone forgot your birthday, let's be more like them and stop making problems for ourselves for no reason

oh yeah, and legalize weed

Thanks for reading.