For the abundantly curious.

What's your real name?
Either Jay, Jake, or Jason, depending on if you're asking someone I met online, someone I know in real life, or my birth certificate.

How tall are you?
6'2"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Brown

What's your orientation?
Pansexual, although I tend to favor the female body.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I have the privilege of belonging to the delightful TimeChaser.

What do you do in your spare time?
I mostly write, read, play videogames, and paint, although I've only recently started doing that last one.

What's your job or occupation?
A line cook at a burger joint.

What do you like about yourself?
I'm a friendly optimist who does their best to see the best in others, and I'm a generally reliable worker. I can also grow an /excellent/ beard.

What do you dislike about yourself?
A tendency towards laziness when I don't have extremely specific goals, social anxiety that makes it difficult for me to go to parties that contain more than four or five people.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I'm excessively friendly... although, when I meet people IRL, they do frequently comment on how big I am.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Amiable uncertainty.

Do you drink?
Not really. I've never found an alcohol I liked enough to drink enough to even get buzzed yet. I don't actively avoid drinking; I just don't drink. That probably doesn't make any sense.

Do you smoke?
No.

What are your major fears?
Oblivion, Loneliness, Spiders.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to be a reasonably successful novelist... if, at some point, I go to a convention and meet someone cosplaying as one of my characters, I will consider my life complete. More seriously, I'd also like to raise a family.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Way too many of the former, one (/maybe/ two) of the latter.

Who's your best buddy?
A bunch of my skype friends, my buddies Niko, Andrew, Elliot, and Andre IRL.

What's your favorite dish?
Sweet? Anything with pineapples and mangoes. Savory? Let me get back to you on that... I've got to narrow down a list of hundreds.

What's your favorite drink?
Fruity sweet tea.

What's your favorite color?
Mostly blues, greens, and lavender.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Super-speed. Like, flights great and all, but I love the feeling of running (even if I'm not very good at it) so yeah. Gotta go fast.

What's your favorite movie?
Stranger Than Fiction (starring Will Ferrell.)

What's your least favorite food?
Shellfish.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Oh man, let's see, I'm going to start with corn dogs, then a few slices of new-york style pizza, then-

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Currently? A bigass truck. What do I want to drive? Something with /really really good/ gas mileage.

What is your most disliked bug?
Spiders. SPIDERS.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People who don't listen.

What do you dislike in life?
A lack of contemplation.