I've never done one of these before (and prolly not again) so lets have at it!

What's your real name?
Joe

How tall are you?
Around 5'9"

What's your natural hair color?
Dark Brown

What's your eye color?
Brown

What's your orientation?
Kinsey 6

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Engaged to the very handsome Theome almost 5 years and counting :D

What do you do in your spare time?
Relax, chat with friends, work on personal art/PC projects, watch my massive cartoon collection.

What's your job or occupation?
High dollar specialty sales for a national retailer

What do you like about yourself?
That I tend to get along with just about anyone and can talk about almost anything.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I'm a bit lazy/unmotivated.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
No clue, you tell me (in the comments)

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Secular Humanist/Atheist

Do you drink?
On rare occasion

Do you smoke?
Nope

What are your major fears?
Being unsuccessful when I work on a project. Also big changes.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To be totally financially sound enough to splurge on occasion :P

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Had a highschool ex who never reciprocated.

Who's your best buddy?
Too many to even mention

What's your favorite dish?
The one in front of me

What's your favorite drink?
Homemade Arnold Palmers

What's your favorite color?
GREEN (no fucking duh)

If you had a super power, what would it be?
To be able to transform into any form I wish to be on command.

What's your favorite movie?
Young Frankenstein

What's your least favorite food?
Raw Octopus

What's the last meal you want before you die?
One with Theome.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
2006 Chevrolet HHR, and I'd LOVE to own a Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4

What is your most disliked bug?
Brown Marmorated Stink Bugs

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People who don't listen. People who act like sports are a life and death matter instead of just bullshit entertainment.

What do you dislike in life?
The fact that I only have one short life and that I can't be the things I want to be in it.